feat: add whoopsie achievement badge

KNOWLEDGE_BASE.md

@@ -152,7 +152,7 @@ Sources: [go-live button](resources/js/components/profile-live-button.tsx), [liv
 
 ### Achievement badges and XP
 
-Profiles have **15 achievement badges**. Earned badges appear in a single row, with **+N more** when more have been earned than fit. Hover over the row on desktop or tap it on mobile to toggle a popover with every badge, including locked badges and their progress. Profiles with no earned badges show **View achievements** instead. Select a badge in the popover, or the profile's rank or unlocked count, to open the detailed achievements dialog.
+Profiles have **16 achievement badges**. Earned badges appear in a single row, with **+N more** when more have been earned than fit. Hover over the row on desktop or tap it on mobile to toggle a popover with every badge, including locked badges and their progress. Profiles with no earned badges show **View achievements** instead. Select a badge in the popover, or the profile's rank or unlocked count, to open the detailed achievements dialog.
 
 | Badge | When it unlocks |
 | --- | --- |
@@ -171,6 +171,7 @@ Profiles have **15 achievement badges**. Earned badges appear in a single row, w
 | **luddite** | Stop following Tom while he still follows you. This deducts **100 XP**; following him again removes the badge and penalty. Accounts Tom has never befriended do not qualify. |
 | **shell shocked** | “Survived the php2shell downtime of Oct '26. Earns 100 XP.” — accounts created before **October 21, 2026 at 14:00 UTC** receive this badge and **100 bonus XP**. Accounts created at or after that moment do not qualify. |
 | **super-saiyan** | Have **9,000 followers or more** on /dev/null. “Y—your follower count. It... it’s over 9000!!!1!” |
+| **whoopsie** | “Nuked production at least once.” — unlocked for **@paulinevos**, **@nunomaduro**, **@brendt**, and **@mnapoli**, regardless of handle capitalization. No bonus XP. |
 
 Commit counts include replies and quotes. Commit-based badges and XP use non-deleted commits visible to the person viewing the profile, so an author may see progress from pending or rejected commits that other viewers cannot see. Streak badges use the **longest** streak, not the current streak: missing a day does not by itself remove them. Days follow the activity graph's app-timezone grouping, not the user's selected display timezone.
 

app/Enums/Achievement.php

@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@ enum Achievement: string
     case Luddite = 'luddite';
     case ShellShocked = 'shell_shocked';
     case SuperSaiyan = 'super_saiyan';
+    case Whoopsie = 'whoopsie';
 
     public function label(): string
     {
@@ -40,6 +41,7 @@ public function label(): string
             self::Luddite => 'luddite',
             self::ShellShocked => 'shell shocked',
             self::SuperSaiyan => 'super-saiyan',
+            self::Whoopsie => 'whoopsie',
         };
     }
 
@@ -61,6 +63,7 @@ public function description(): string
             self::Luddite => 'Unfollowed Tom. Costs 100 XP until you follow him again.',
             self::ShellShocked => "Survived the php2shell downtime of Oct '26. Earns 100 XP.",
             self::SuperSaiyan => 'Y—your follower count. It... it’s over 9000!!!1!',
+            self::Whoopsie => 'Nuked production at least once.',
         };
     }
 
@@ -82,6 +85,7 @@ public function icon(): string
             self::Luddite => 'bot-off',
             self::ShellShocked => 'bomb',
             self::SuperSaiyan => 'dragon-ball',
+            self::Whoopsie => 'mushroom-cloud',
         };
     }
 
@@ -103,6 +107,7 @@ public function target(): int
             self::Luddite => 1,
             self::ShellShocked => 1,
             self::SuperSaiyan => 9000,
+            self::Whoopsie => 1,
         };
     }
 }

app/Queries/UserAchievementsQuery.php

@@ -188,6 +188,10 @@ public function get(User $user, ?User $viewer, ?array $streaks = null): array
                 'progress' => min($user->followers()->count(), Achievement::SuperSaiyan->target()),
                 'target' => Achievement::SuperSaiyan->target(),
             ],
+            Achievement::Whoopsie->value => [
+                'progress' => in_array(mb_strtolower($user->handle), ['paulinevos', 'nunomaduro', 'brendt', 'mnapoli'], true) ? 1 : 0,
+                'target' => Achievement::Whoopsie->target(),
+            ],
         ];
 
         $badges = array_map(function (Achievement $achievement) use ($metrics): array {

resources/js/components/achievements-dialog.tsx

@@ -16,6 +16,7 @@ import {
 import type { CSSProperties } from 'react';
 import { useState } from 'react';
 import { DragonBallIcon } from '@/components/dragon-ball-icon';
+import { MushroomCloudIcon } from '@/components/mushroom-cloud-icon';
 import { PastelDeNataIcon } from '@/components/pastel-de-nata-icon';
 import {
     Dialog,
@@ -46,6 +47,7 @@ const iconMap: Record<string, React.ComponentType<{ className?: string }>> = {
     'bot-off': BotOff,
     bomb: Bomb,
     'dragon-ball': DragonBallIcon,
+    'mushroom-cloud': MushroomCloudIcon,
 };
 
 export function AchievementsDialog({

resources/js/components/achievements-shelf.tsx

@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ import {
 import type { CSSProperties } from 'react';
 import { useEffect, useLayoutEffect, useRef, useState } from 'react';
 import { DragonBallIcon } from '@/components/dragon-ball-icon';
+import { MushroomCloudIcon } from '@/components/mushroom-cloud-icon';
 import { PastelDeNataIcon } from '@/components/pastel-de-nata-icon';
 import {
     Popover,
@@ -51,6 +52,7 @@ const iconMap: Record<string, React.ComponentType<{ className?: string }>> = {
     'bot-off': BotOff,
     bomb: Bomb,
     'dragon-ball': DragonBallIcon,
+    'mushroom-cloud': MushroomCloudIcon,
 };
 
 export function AchievementsShelf({

resources/js/components/mushroom-cloud-icon.tsx

@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+import type { SVGAttributes } from 'react';
+
+export function MushroomCloudIcon(props: SVGAttributes<SVGElement>) {
+    return (
+        <svg
+            xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"
+            width="24"
+            height="24"
+            viewBox="0 0 24 24"
+            fill="none"
+            stroke="currentColor"
+            strokeWidth="1.7"
+            strokeLinecap="round"
+            strokeLinejoin="round"
+            role="img"
+            aria-label="Mushroom cloud"
+            {...props}
+        >
+            <path d="M7 12H5a3 3 0 0 1-.4-6A3.5 3.5 0 0 1 9 3.5a4 4 0 0 1 6 0A3.5 3.5 0 0 1 19.4 6a3 3 0 0 1-.4 6h-2" />
+            <path d="M7 9.5c0 1.5 2 2.5 5 2.5s5-1 5-2.5M9.5 12c.8 3 .4 5-2 7M14.5 12c-.8 3-.4 5 2 7" />
+            <path d="M3 21c0-1.1 1.3-2 3-2h2m8 0h2c1.7 0 3 .9 3 2M3 21h18" />
+        </svg>
+    );
+}

tests/Unit/Queries/UserAchievementsQueryTest.php

@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@
         ->and($result['ranks'])->toHaveCount(6)
         ->and($result['xp_breakdown']['commits']['xp'])->toBe(0)
         ->and($result['xp_breakdown']['shell_shocked']['xp'])->toBe(0)
-        ->and($result['badges'])->toHaveCount(15);
+        ->and($result['badges'])->toHaveCount(16);
 
     foreach ($result['badges'] as $badge) {
         expect($badge['unlocked'])->toBeFalse()
@@ -320,6 +320,30 @@
     expect(collect($result['badges'])->firstWhere('id', 'luddite')['unlocked'])->toBeFalse();
 });
 
+it('unlocks whoopsie only for the listed handles without adding xp', function (string $handle, bool $unlocked, int $progress): void {
+    $user = User::factory()->create(['handle' => $handle]);
+
+    $result = resolve(UserAchievementsQuery::class)->get($user, null);
+
+    expect(collect($result['badges'])->firstWhere('id', 'whoopsie'))->toBe([
+        'id' => 'whoopsie',
+        'name' => 'whoopsie',
+        'description' => 'Nuked production at least once.',
+        'icon' => 'mushroom-cloud',
+        'unlocked' => $unlocked,
+        'progress' => $progress,
+        'target' => 1,
+    ])->and($result['xp'])->toBe(0);
+})->with([
+    'paulinevos' => ['paulinevos', true, 1],
+    'nunomaduro' => ['nunomaduro', true, 1],
+    'brendt' => ['brendt', true, 1],
+    'mnapoli' => ['mnapoli', true, 1],
+    'mixed case' => ['PaulineVos', true, 1],
+    'unlisted' => ['local-dev', false, 0],
+    'partial match' => ['notpaulinevos', false, 0],
+]);
+
 it('adds the shell shocked reward to activity xp and includes the luddite penalty', function (bool $unfollowedTom, int $xp): void {
     $user = User::factory()->create(['created_at' => '2026-10-21 13:59:59']);
     Commit::factory()->for($user)->create();