Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-8768 (?)
- The SCP-8768 is a safe-class anomalous cell phone number found on a pizza flyer. When called, an automated Italian-accented voice takes a pizza order for any specified address and pizza type, then processes payment. Approximately 1-29 minutes later, freshly made pizzas matching the order appear at the given location, and the caller is charged $14.99 plus local tax, appearing to come from "Perry P. Peezza's Pizza Pizzeria" with no traceable origin. It was discovered after a massive pile of over 6000 pizza boxes caused traffic congestion in Texas.
- Moondog (?)
- This article is appropriate for summarization. It describes an interesting figure in music. Moondog, born Louis Thomas Hardin, was a blind American composer, musician, poet, and instrument inventor (1916-1999) who was largely self-taught and drew inspiration from jazz, classical, Native American, and Latin American music. Blinded at 16, he became known as "the Viking of Sixth Avenue" for his distinctive cloak and horned helmet while living and performing on the streets of New York City for decades, selling his poetry and music. His unique, rhythmic compositions, which he called "snaketime," incorporated diverse influences and even city sounds, and significantly influenced minimalist composers like Philip Glass and Steve Reich. He later moved to Germany, where he continued to compose and record until his death.