🦒 Evil Giraffe

Open-source AI chat. Local-first. Questionably supervised.

What Evil Giraffe Will Be

When it's ready, Evil Giraffe will be:

• A clean, fun, non-technical way to run powerful AI on your own machine
• 100% local: no data sent to the cloud, the feds, or anyone named Michael
• Packed with features like multi-model switching, chat saving, and a UI that doesn’t make your eyes bleed

It's for writers, tinkerers, curious humans, and people who fear giraffes but also distrust the cloud.

Current Status

All done. Go ahead and download. Make sure that you have downloaded Ollama from their website.

How to Install Evil Giraffe

Download the .zip file from GitHub and extract it to a folder of your choice. Open launcher.exe and get chatting.

Reporting Issues

Go ahead. I will probably never look at them, but go ahead.

In Summary

This is Evil Giraffe.

I’m tired.

Garrison’s making another startup tomorrow.

Have fun.