Add .vagina and .bauch commands

src/commands/bauch.ts

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+import { time, TimestampStyles, type User } from "discord.js";
+
+import type { BotContext } from "#/context.ts";
+import type { MessageCommand } from "#/commands/command.ts";
+import type { ProcessableMessage } from "#/service/command.ts";
+import type { Bauch } from "#/storage/db/model.ts";
+import { randomEntry } from "#/service/random.ts";
+import * as bauch from "#/storage/bauch.ts";
+
+import log from "#log";
+
+interface BauchRating {
+    description: string;
+    /** Fettgehalt in Prozent */
+    fettigkeit: number;
+    representation: string;
+}
+
+const ratings: Record<number, BauchRating> = {
+    0: {
+        description: "Sixpack",
+        fettigkeit: 0,
+        representation: "| | | |",
+    },
+    1: {
+        description: "Waschbrettbauch",
+        fettigkeit: 5,
+        representation: "| | | |\n| | | |",
+    },
+    2: {
+        description: "Flachbauch",
+        fettigkeit: 10,
+        representation: "| | | |\n| | | |\n| | | |",
+    },
+    3: {
+        description: "Bierbauch (Anfangsstadium)",
+        fettigkeit: 20,
+        representation: "( )",
+    },
+    4: {
+        description: "Rettungsring",
+        fettigkeit: 30,
+        representation: "(  )",
+    },
+    5: {
+        description: "Wampe",
+        fettigkeit: 40,
+        representation: "(   )",
+    },
+    6: {
+        description: "Bierbauch",
+        fettigkeit: 50,
+        representation: "(    )",
+    },
+    7: {
+        description: "Kugelbauch",
+        fettigkeit: 60,
+        representation: "(     )",
+    },
+    8: {
+        description: "Schwabbelbauch",
+        fettigkeit: 70,
+        representation: "(      )",
+    },
+    9: {
+        description: "Speckbauch",
+        fettigkeit: 80,
+        representation: "(       )",
+    },
+    10: {
+        description: "Fass",
+        fettigkeit: 90,
+        representation: "(        )",
+    },
+    11: {
+        description: "Doppelring",
+        fettigkeit: 95,
+        representation: "(         )",
+    },
+    12: {
+        description: "Fass mit Rettungsring",
+        fettigkeit: 99,
+        representation: "(          )",
+    },
+    13: {
+        description: "Fass deluxe",
+        fettigkeit: 100,
+        representation: "(           )",
+    },
+    14: {
+        description: "Fass, Fass und nochmal Fass",
+        fettigkeit: 100,
+        representation: "(            )",
+    },
+    15: {
+        description: "Tod durch Fett",
+        fettigkeit: 100,
+        representation: "(             )",
+    },
+    16: {
+        description: "Fettbauch",
+        fettigkeit: 100,
+        representation: "(              )",
+    },
+    17: {
+        description: "Planet",
+        fettigkeit: 100,
+        representation: "(               )",
+    },
+};
+
+const sendBauch = async (
+    user: User,
+    message: ProcessableMessage,
+    size: number,
+    measurement: Date,
+): Promise<void> => {
+    const rating = ratings[size];
+    if (!rating) {
+        throw new Error(`Bauch with size ${size} not defined`);
+    }
+
+    await message.reply(
+        `${rating.description} von ${user}, Fettigkeit: ${rating.fettigkeit}%, gemessen um ${time(measurement, TimestampStyles.FullDateShortTime)}:\n${rating.representation}`,
+    );
+};
+
+/**
+ * Bauch command. Displays the users belly and how fat it is
+ */
+export default class BauchCommand implements MessageCommand {
+    name = "bauch";
+    aliases = [
+        "wanst",
+        "wampe",
+        "plauze",
+        "bauchspeck",
+        "speckbauch",
+        "bierbauch",
+        "kugelbauch",
+        "schwabbelbauch",
+        "rettungsring",
+        "bauchansatz",
+        "magen",
+        "bauchdecke",
+        "ranzen",
+        "bauchladen",
+        "bauchmuskeln",
+        "sixpack",
+        "waschbrettbauch",
+        "bäuchlein",
+        "bauchfell",
+        "fettbauch",
+        "schmerbauch",
+        "bauchumfang",
+        "bauchfett",
+        "brustbauch",
+        "bierkasten",
+        "fass",
+        "kugel",
+        "hüftgold",
+        "liebesgriff",
+        "bauchmuskel",
+        "bauchspeckfalte",
+    ];
+    description = "Zeigt dir die Fettigkeit des Bauchs eines Nutzers an.";
+
+    async handleMessage(message: ProcessableMessage, context: BotContext) {
+        const { author } = message;
+        const mention = message.mentions.users.first();
+        const userToMeasure = mention ?? author;
+
+        const isBotBauch = userToMeasure.id === context.client.user.id;
+        if (isBotBauch) {
+            await message.reply(`${userToMeasure} hat natürlich das Sixpack.`);
+            return;
+        }
+
+        log.debug(`${author.id} wants to measure bauch of user ${userToMeasure.id}`);
+        const measurement = await this.#getOrCreateMeasurement(userToMeasure);
+
+        await sendBauch(
+            userToMeasure,
+            message,
+            measurement.size,
+            new Date(`${measurement.measuredAt}Z`),
+        );
+    }
+
+    async #getOrCreateMeasurement(userToMeasure: User): Promise<Bauch> {
+        const lastMeasurement = await bauch.fetchLastMeasurement(userToMeasure);
+
+        if (lastMeasurement !== undefined) {
+            const now = new Date();
+            const measurement = new Date(`${lastMeasurement.measuredAt}Z`);
+            // TODO: Make use of temporal lol
+            if (measurement.toISOString().split("T")[0] === now.toISOString().split("T")[0]) {
+                return lastMeasurement;
+            }
+        }
+
+        log.debug(`No recent bauch measuring of ${userToMeasure.id} found. Creating Measurement`);
+
+        const size = Number(randomEntry(Object.keys(ratings)));
+
+        return await bauch.insertMeasurement(userToMeasure, size);
+    }
+}