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| 1 | +@user @user @user @user bhai mere office me receptionist ki position khaali hai @punct kuch kaam nahi to lagwa dun naukri @punct |
| 2 | +@user @punct qandeel baloch tum pareshan mat ho @punct mat ho tum pareshan mei keh raha hune na tum shahid afridi ke leye pareshan mat ho @smiley |
| 3 | +bahut badiya thi rangoli @punct aap food wali pict @punct mat dala karo |
| 4 | +dhoni @punct sirf ipl mein sher bano @punct aap @punct idiot @punct #user #user #user |
| 5 | +keerthi @punct lets open a ngo together @punct toote dil ke marezon ke liye |
| 6 | +y d hell u look fr our chappals @punct u mr/miss showoff please stop confessing @punct u r making the page boring @smiley |
| 7 | +agr tu meri mei ni aaya to pitega bht |
| 8 | +see the level of people doing phd @punct i dnt know wat shit they will teach to students @punct |
| 9 | +hiii |
| 10 | +rt @user @punct @user yar ab usne pakistan a bhe jana ha @punct tayar raho @punct @num lakh tak save karo meet and greet @punct stalking aur concert ticke… |
| 11 | +pooja @punct |
| 12 | +@user ab world cup ki baari hai @punct |
| 13 | +i will land on @num |
| 14 | +#user @punct one of my wingmates was a maha nbdu and constantly mugging night and day @punct he even preferred mugging instead of fapping to porn @punct the wing decided to act decisively to end this incorrigible menace @punct one day during midsems this inhuman muggu started complaining of a headache as he had been mugging for @num hours straight @punct and was upset that he can't keep mugging @punct this was the opportune moment we had been waiting for @punct i quickly substituted isabgol @punct laxative @punct into a multi vitamin formula capsule bottle and told him this will keep him alert throughout the night @punct and he should take @num tablets every hour @punct the chootiya kept taking isabgol throughout the night and next morning he had to bunk the midsems because he was stuck in the bog jetting it all out @punct |
| 15 | +sunao |
| 16 | +rt @user @punct good afternoon bhaijaan🙏 jai ho @user @url |
| 17 | +@punct |
| 18 | +@punct @user @punct @user @punct mohit sharma ko ek chumma @punct @punct #user @punct chalo kisi north indian bhramin ki kismat to chamki @punct #user @smiley |
| 19 | +@user @user @user array yar hans kar dil na jalao abhi sara din office main bhi kaam karna hay |
| 20 | +brlnt ans by bf on brk up @punct girl @punct tmhe mere jaisi ladki nahi milegi @punct boy chil swthrt mjhe tu hi ni psnd to teri jaise kyu dhudunga |
| 21 | +#user @punct one of he tricks i have used several times successfully in order to get an ii instead of fr or xx especially when bunking an endsem @punct is to buy ayurvedic jivodaya netraprabha eyedrops @punct bunk the endsem @punct halfway thru go to prof's office @punct when you know the lab sidey or the ta is invigilating @punct put @num drop of netraprabha in each eye and enter the office @punct you need to do this real quick @punct @punct by this time your eyes will be super red watering and dark black tears will be running down your face @punct this is when you lean on his desk and pathetically tell the prof you have acute contagious viral conjunctivitis and you are very sorry that you couldn't attend the endsem @punct by this time your eyes will be blood red burning and tears will be streaming onto the prof's desk @punct he will jump back in fear of contamination and scream at you to get the fuck out of his office @punct of course you need to do all this in less than @num seconds @punct because that's when the eye drops have finished their initial burning effect and your eyes now feel cool and heavenly peaceful @punct careful the fucking drops are addictive @punct and the redness goes away @punct i have conned profs @num times with this tactic @punct successfully getting ii instead of xx and getting an entire summer/winter to mug at leisure @punct |
| 22 | +@user chutiye ji @punct purane article dhoodhne se accha mallya ko dhoondh lete @punct |
| 23 | +are apko dhyan rakhne ka shonk hai jada to rakh lo aap |
| 24 | +#user @punct syd mate @punct why did you break up with vid @punct i know its none of my business but you guys were so in love and it breaks my heart to see you apart from each other @punct please respond @punct |
| 25 | +rt @user @punct dear @user kohli ne to tumhari story ki indrani-sheena kar di |
| 26 | +@user i also hate golddigger chutiya @user aaj kal bahut srk naam japra publicity ke liye chutiya @punct |
| 27 | +now i know why u guys broke up @punct yaar @punct xavier's ki bandi ko @punct @punct theory of probability\ @punct kya ghantaa chamkega @punct |
| 28 | +namaskaar |
| 29 | +thats mainly bcoz he is sooooo hen-pecked by u @punct |
| 30 | +@user hai hadek maneh |
| 31 | +#user @punct i once borrowed a ruler from a girl in my class @punct used it to measure my penis and returned it back to her @punct |
| 32 | +toh barkha ko khila bewakoof @punct spin ki masterni hai @url |
| 33 | +yahi hai abhi to |
| 34 | +haa |
| 35 | +kapoor and sons dekhni hai @punct |
| 36 | +nannu eppudu pampava dresses @punct dani kotta kotta dresses konpedtavu |
| 37 | +kya |
| 38 | +mari ke brainwash @url |
| 39 | +bus bahut pit liye @punct ab wicket lelo ek-aada |
| 40 | +hmmm |
| 41 | +are kab jaoge aap lene @punct |
| 42 | +rt @user @punct her bar mediahe pakistan kohar kii tarf @punct dhakelta hai @punct @punct |
| 43 | +tazgi ho “colgate” jaise |
| 44 | +@punct |
| 45 | +well played paaji @punct but hum aapse jyada ki ummid rakhte hain @punct hope aap aage aur accha karoge @punct @url |
| 46 | +@user -are pura strip na sahi aadha bhi to dikha do indian public ke liye man of the match ka award ho jayega |
| 47 | +it is good that it happened now not too late @punct |
| 48 | +@num ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki boy @punct i love u jaan girl-sacchi boy-mucchi girl @punct ek @num recharge krwa do plz boy-sorry didi rong number @punct |
| 49 | +for some reason aaj dhoop almost daant laga rahi hai parents ki tarah @punct |
| 50 | +@user aap bahut yaad aarahe ho vikas ji @punct i love you very much vikas ji @punct |
| 51 | +#user @punct to the short spectacled sophie from chem who's currently managing e-cell @punct i have this major crush on you and can't get you off my mind @punct many of you would have guessed who this confession is about @punct @smiley |
| 52 | +kaun kambakht job satisfaction ke liye kaam karta hai @punct hum to office jate hain taaki fast internet ke maze ley sake @punct youtube dekh sake @punct |
| 53 | +busy ho @punct |
| 54 | +pro nahi bhayya |
| 55 | +hafta bht h bhai |
| 56 | +gm |
| 57 | +han apko itnei door se agayi na |
| 58 | +mjhe usk liye kuch bhejna h |
| 59 | +or bua g kaisi h |
| 60 | +cricket news @punct dunedin @punct world cup kay match main sri lanka nay afghanistan ko @num wickets say hara diya @punct mahela jayawardene nay @num runs banaye |
| 61 | +dis is how we noh sum ppl are illiterate here @punct d ignorant ones @punct jinhe samajh kuch nahi aata bas bolna aata hai @punct @punct @url |
| 62 | +office mein kisi bandy ko favor de do to jaty hoye apna number de jata hai kay koi kaam ho to btana aur baad mein saaly phone hi nai sunty @punct |
| 63 | +kar k dekho accha lagta hai #user #user @punct donating blood at gautam buddha university @url |
| 64 | +may this season of color bring you cheer and happiness @punct may the colors of the holi continues to illuminate your life and |
| 65 | +@user bhai ap ke tweet is tension k mahool me hasane ka kaam kr rahe hai @punct 😂😂😂😉😉😉keep tweeting @punct |
| 66 | +@user @smiley heard that quote @punct jinke ghar kaanch ke hote hain wo dusron pe patthar nahi maarte @punct goes well with ak |
| 67 | +@user prep leaves start hogai date ka hi nahi pata abhi tak @punct ajeeb @punct |
| 68 | +yaha ja |
| 69 | +rt @user @punct aaj k bad newsaik boy k donkey ghar chorh kar bhag gaii @punct larhka donkey talash karny m nakaam @punct film @punct talash @punct |
| 70 | +hain |
| 71 | +kapil dev @punct mohit sharma ko halka kar diya jaaye pressure se #user #user |
| 72 | +out kardo isse bahut hogaya |
| 73 | +because it reduces the probability of getting a girl @punct which in turn reduces the probability of our precious money being wasted on these girl which should be invested in daru @punct @smiley |
| 74 | +yhi rh liyu kaaam b kr liyu |
| 75 | +she @punct bhaiyya mujhe chandi colour ka dress chahiyeshopkeeper @punct accha to tumhe silver kameez chahiye @punct |
| 76 | +suresh raina ko bahut jald manish pandey replace karega @punct |
| 77 | +okkk |
| 78 | +rt @user @punct kohli ke baad sabse accha form abhi dhoni ka hai par he will come after out of form raina and yuvi @punct hadh ho gayi |
| 79 | +bhilkul nahi @punct deepveer♥♥♥ @url |
| 80 | +@user accha hota agar her day ke baad sunday hota |
| 81 | +#user @punct i am graduating this year @punct four years ago @punct as a reward of clearing jee @punct i was handed a letter called iit bombay which contained all the secrets of success @punct all that was expected of me was to open the letter carefully and learn the content @punct @punct @punct i shall pass it to one of my juniors @punct sealed @punct unopened and unread @punct |
| 82 | +pakode to khaa liye ab @num min study kar lunga @punct fir lunch @punct so jauga @punct evening me bhi halva @punct samose @punct dinner to baahar se mangvauga #user |
| 83 | +that spin @punct ravi ashwin @punct kuch nai ho sakta bhai africa ka world cups mei @punct #user #user #user |
| 84 | +ram ram ji |
| 85 | +fun @punct humor @punct cheer @punct |
| 86 | +ladkiyo |
| 87 | +my dear happy new year |
| 88 | +#user @punct i am male @punct @num and @num are females @punct though @num and @num are good friends with me @punct @num doesn't like @num to mix with me and @num doesn't like @num mixing with me @punct all the three are kinda committed in their own life @punct so f is sort of out of question @punct what should i do @punct |
| 89 | +@user congratulations @punct bharat maataa ki jai |
| 90 | +apni rastra bhasha hindi h but wo h kaha state change hone se uska astitva khatma nahi hota |
| 91 | +#user @punct i am a girl in msc chem @punct my roomie is a thirdie who sleeps naked in the night with her hand in her xxxx @punct use your imagination @punct @punct |
| 92 | +@punct in a bus*girl @punct aapka kuch mujhe touch horaha hai @punct boy @punct accha @punct woh meri salary hai @punct girl @punct madarchod teri salary @num minute me @num guna badh gayi |
| 93 | +@num of tv shows and movies @punct @url |
| 94 | +i will have my version of this someday |
| 95 | +thik hu |
| 96 | +#user @punct hi admin @punct now you have done enough of shit @punct now do something for the guys still suffering at iitb @punct do arrange socials with sophia and other colleges @punct then you will get news of things worthy of confessing @punct |
| 97 | +@user good morning @punct ham sabane bahut enjoy kiya @punct aur amitabh sir ke aawaz mein rastragan bahut achcha laga |
| 98 | +@user acchi pic hai @punct |
| 99 | +sunoye masjid bhi zabardast insaf ki jagah haiay dostjahan gharib aur ameer dono saath bheek mangtay hain |
| 100 | +shoib akhtar sy koi pochay usny umar akmal ya afridi k catch drops py ek lafz nae kaha @punct bas misbah aur waqar sy bughz nikalny betha hua hai |
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